2Wheeltips

I was coming home from pleasure ride the other day and as I came round a blind bend a bright new shiny Porsche overtook at warp 10.  What the moron behind the wheel didn't see was that I was following a police bike.  The next time I saw the Porsche it was parked in a layby with the policeman writing a ticket.
Who said there's never a policeman around when you need one?